Long Tall Glasses:Leo Sayer.
#4 in UK and #9 in USA in 1974.

INTRO: A5

#1.
A5
I was travellin' down the road feelin' hungry and cold,
                                         A5
I saw a sign sayin', food and drinks for everyone..
    D5                                            A5
so, naturally I thought I would take me a look inside.
      E5                      D5                    A5
I saw so much food there was water coming from my eyes.

#2.
A5
Yeah, there was ham and there was turkey, there was caviar.
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And long tall glasses with wine up to y'are..
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and somebody grabbed me, threw me out of my chair.
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Said, 'Before you can eat, you gotta dance like Fred Astaire.'

CHORUS:
A5
You know I can't dance..you know I can't dance.

You know I can't dance..you know I can't dance.
        D5      A5  E5 D5 A...A5 Ab5 G5 F#5 F5  
I can't dance!

#2.
A5
I am a man of the road..a hobo by name..I don't seek 
                                A5
entertainment, just poultry and game.
            D5                                            A5
But if it's all the same to you..then yes, I will try my hand.
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If you were hungry as me, then I'm sure you will understand.

A5 Ab5 G5 F#5 F/ A5 (Hmmmmmm , now wait A5 minute...)

CHORUS:#2.
A5
Of course I can dance..of course I can dance.

I'm sure I can dance..I'm sure I can dance.
      D5                                         A5
I can dance..I can da..an..ce..I really hit the floor.
               E5     D5                   A5 Ab5 G5 F#5 F5                     
Aaah, it feels good..look at me dancing.

#3.
A5
I did a Two-Step, Quick-Step and a Bossanova..a little 
                               A5
Victor Sylvester and a Rudy Valentino.
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You should have seen me moving, right across the floor.
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Hand me down my tuxedo..next week I'm coming back for more.

OUTRO:
A5
I can dance..oh, yes, I can dance.
                        D5                      A5
Look at me dance on the floor..movin'...I feel good.
                   E5
I can dance..I can dance..I can dance..I can dance..
                          A5 Ab5 G5 F#5 F5  
I can dance..I can dance..


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