i don't know if this is completely correct as I'm only playing it by ear 
but it seems to sound ok but if you have any corrections please post.  
Use the song for timing and rhythem - it's pretty easy.


h = hammer on

RIFF1:
G|------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------|
E|-0h3-45-5555--0h3-45-5555--0h3-45x--|

RIFF2:
G|--------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-0h3-45-5555--0h3-45-5555--0h3-45-5555--0h3-45-5555--0h3-45x--|


CHORUS:
G|------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------|
E|-0h3-45-5555--0h3-45-5555--0h3-45-5-5-5-0-0-0-0-|



(WHATEVER!)
RIFF1
(SINGING - I went down to the beach and saw Kiki...)
RIFF1
(SINGING - Then this chick comes up to me and she's all, like...)
RIFF1
(SINGING - So later I'm at the pool hall...)
CHORUS X3 (Cuz this is my United States of Whatever!)
RIFF1
(SINGING - And then it's three A.M....)
RIFF1
(SINGING - Then I'm throwing dice in the alley...)
RIFF2
(SINGING - And then up comes Zafo...)
(PAUSE)
CHORUS X2 (Cuz this is my United States of Whatever!)

There it is have fun!!!