Capo on the 2nd fret

A5      E5      A5
I am really special cuz there?s only one of me.

      E5      A5
Look at my smile I?m so darn happy other people are jealous of me.

F#5      E5
When I?m sad and lonely, I like to sing this song.

F#5      E5
It cheers me up and tells me that I won?t be sad for long oh-oh-oh

A5      E5      A5
I?m so happy, I can barely breathe.

      E5      A5
Puppy dogs and sugar frogs and kitttens? baby teeth.

F#5      E5
Watch out all you mothers, I?m happy it?s hardcore, 

F#5      E5
Happy as a coupon for a $20 bore ho-ho-ho-ho.

A5      E5      A5
I?m so happy, sugar-coated me.

      E5      A5
Happy good, anger bad, that?s my philosophy.

A5 E5 A5 E5 (alternating)
*I can?t do this man I?m not happy*

C5      G5      C5
I am really special cuz there?s only one of me.

      G5      C5
Look at my smile I?m so darn happy other people are jealous of me.

A5      G5
These are my love handles, and this is my spout.

A5      G5
And if you tip me over then momma say knock you out.

C5      G5      C5
I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave.

      G5      C5
Welcome to my happy world, now get your stuff and leave.

D5      A5      D5
I am happy. I am good. I?m?

D5 A5 D5 A5 (repeat till end)
*Im outta here. Screw you.*