Artist:Liam Lynch
Song:United States Of Whatever
Website: www.globalwarmingrecords.com
Tabbed By:Michael Downie

Standard tuning;
use a neck pickup, no tone, thick distortion with no treble and lots of bass

main riff
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D-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-7-
A-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-7-
E-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-5-

chorus
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D-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7----7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-7-
A-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7----7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-7-
E-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-0--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-5-

Lyrics:
Whatever!

So I went down to the beach to see Kiki
and she was all like eugh!
and I was like
Whatever

So this chick comes up and says
"hey aren't you that guy that"
yeah Whatever

So later I'm, i'm at the pool hall and this girl comes up and she's all like
"Ahhh" and I'm like 
Whatever

Cos this is my United States of Whatever (X3)

And then it's 3am and I'm on the corner wearing my leathers
this guy comes up and he's like "Hey punk"
I'm like, Yeah, Whatever

Then I'm throwing dice in the alley, officer Leroy comes up and he's like
"Hey I thought I told you to"
I'm Like,Yeah Whatever

Then up comes Zafron I'm like "Yo Zafron whats up?"
He's Like "notin" I'm like "That's cool"

Cos this is my United States of Whatever (X2)