Standard Tuning! Chords used: F#m : 2 3 3 2 2 2 Fm : 1 2 2 1 1 1 A : 5 7 7 6 5 5 E : 0 2 2 1 0 0 C#m : 4 4 6 6 5 4 Cm : 3 3 5 5 4 3 Bm : 2 2 4 4 3 2 F#m(2): 9 9 11 11 10 9 Em : 7 7 9 9 8 7 Dm : 5 5 7 7 6 5 C#7 : 4 4 6 4 6 4 [ intro ] F#m, Fm x3, F#m [ verse ] A E A I saw two shagbone men on the Vallance Road A E A Said they'd pay me for your address, oh I was so bold F#m C#m I said you see these two cold fingers F#m C#m Cm Bm These crooked fingers I show E You a way to mean no A E A Well they didn't like that much I can tell you A E A Said sunshine I would'n' wanna be in your shoes F#m C#m And they chased me up three flights of stairs F#m C#m Cm Bm Caught me in the lift how I sighed and said E ...you're impossible [ chorus ] F#m(2) Em Dm But it's just like he's in another world C#m Cm Bm Doesn't see the danger on show C#7 (let ring) He'll wind up like Joseph bloody in a hole F#m(2) Em Dm And it's just like she's in another world C#m Cm Bm How they suit each other oh C#7 (let ring) But you never get close Its impossible [ verse ] A E A Saw the same two men on the Cally road A E A Said they'd double their offer I was so bold F#m C#m To say you see these two cold fingers F#m F#m Cm Bm These crooked fingers I show E Oh You's a way to mean no [ chorus ] F#m(2) Em Dm But it's just like he's in another world C#m Cm Bm Doesn't see the danger on show C#7 (let ring) He'll wind up like Joseph bloody in a hole F#m(2) Em Dm And it's just like she's in another world C#m Cm Bm How they suit each other oh C#7 (let ring) But you never get close Unstoppable [ verse ] F#m C#m To say you see these two cold fingers F#m F#m Cm Bm These crooked fingers I show E Oh You's a way to mean no [ outro ] F#m Em Dm But it's just like were in another world C#m Cm Bm How they suit each other oh no C#7 (let ring) But you never get close Thats close enough