OK GUYS, START FROM HERE AND PLEASE UPDATE IT ACCORDINGLY......
http://www.littlebootsmusic.co.uk/home.htm 
I play this all bar chords to give that 'deadened note / silly chord notes' 
It's not right... but it'll get you through a buskers set and the girls love you for it.

D2
F
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Verse1.
D2
Heard your, new in town. want someone to show you round
F
there's nobody knows this place like me
D2
don;t go with the crowd. were i go we're dressing down
F
I'll tak you where the music plays for free.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
chorus.
D                                               N/C
so dont rely... on people you meet....no one is safe on these streets

D2
I'mm gonna take you out tonight, I'm gonna make you feel all right
F
I don;t have alot of money but we'll be fine
G                                     A
I don't have a penny but I show you a reel good time.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
verse2.
D2
So what do you think so far. is it all your hoping for
F
Does it live up to your every dream
D2
Or do we disapoint, well you made your choice
F
When you wake up can you hear the screem?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Bridge.
D                               Am
Cause i know how it feels to be alone
    D                                Am
and strangers only make you feel the cold
    D                           Am
You never ever felt so far from home
N/C
You never felt so far from home
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Chorus to end