No Capo, Regular Tuning C Bring your own lampshade, somewhere there's a party Am F Here it's never ending, can't remember when it started C Pass around the lampshade, there'll be plenty enough room in jail Am F If being wrong's a crime, I'm serving forever C G If being strong's your kind, then I need help here with this feather Am F C If being afraid is a crime, we hang side by side F G C At the swingin' party down the line C C Pound the prairie pavement, losing proposition Am F Quitting school and going to work and never going fishing C Water all around, I never learned how to swim now Am F If being wrong's a crime, I'm serving forever C G If being strong's your kind, then I need help here with this feather Am F C If being afraid is a crime, we hang side by side F G C Am At the swingin' party down the line F G C At the swingin' party down the line C (for 12 counts) C Bring your own lampshade, somewhere there's a party Am F Here it's never ending, can't remember when it started C Pass around the lampshade, there'll be plenty enough room in jail Am F If being wrong's a crime, I'm serving forever C G C If being strong is what you want, then I need help here with this feather Am F C If being afraid is a crime, we hang side by side F G C Am At the swingin' party down the line F G C At the swingin' party down the line