This can also be played with a Capo on 3, replacing G=E5 , D=B5 and C=A.

Intro: G5

G5
I've been in and out of every honky tonk in town

And I'm almost drunk from the drinks
                 D5
That I've turned down
          G5
Well, you told me you'd be happy
         C5
Bouncin' babies on your knee
G5
While I sit at home alone
     D5                 G5
And I've been bouncin' three
G5
Yeah, and I'm tired of it too


G5
I'm gonna call myself a long pink limousine

Yeah, believe it or not it's the prettiest thing 
  D5
I think I've ever seen
          G5                           C5
There's a big bar in the corner and a TV on the side
     G5              D5                G5
This baby's 60 feet long and 40 feet wide
C5                                G5
Hey driver pull this car, buddy, right inside the bar
C5                 
Take it on back to the big ol blonde
     D5
That thinks she's a movie star
          G5
I'm gonna grab her by her phony ponytail
          C5
I'm gonna sling her around and around
     G5
When she wakes up she'll know she met up
     D5              G5
With mad Mrs. Leroy Brown


G5
Well the smoke's so doggone thick

You could cut it with a knife

And the music's so loud
                           D5
You can hear the same line twice
    G5                               C5
Hey Leroy Brown, how do you like my big ol' pink limo
       G5                                               
I just drawed all your money out of the bank today
       D5                 G5
Honey, you don't have no more


G5
I'm gonna call myself a long pink limousine

Yeah, believe it or not it's the prettiest thing 
  D5
I think I've ever seen
          G5                           C5
There's a big bar in the corner and a TV on the side
     G5              D5                G5
This baby's 60 feet long and 40 feet wide
C5                                G5
Hey driver pull this car, buddy, right inside the bar
C5
Take it on back to the big ol blonde
     D5
That thinks she's a movie star
          G5
I'm gonna grab her by her phony ponytail
          C5
I'm gonna sling her around and around
     G5                         
When she wakes up she'll know she met up
     D5              G5
With mad Mrs. Leroy Brown

Outro: G5