Tuning: Standard

Verse Progression: F - Fm - C - C/B - Am - F - Fm - G
Bridge-Thing Progression: G - G7

F              Fm               C - C/B - Am
I'm glad to see you've got religion
F              Fm                G 
I'm glad to see you've gone to god 
F              Fm                    C   C/B   Am
I'm glad to see you've straightened all your lines 
F          Fm                 G
And you've evened out your odds 

I'm glad to hear you say you're happy 
I'm glad to hear you say it's good 
I'm glad to hear you say you're finally undoing 
All the things they know we should 

G (Keep strumming)
Me I'm still in trouble 
sorry sick and sad 
G7 (Same thing)
Me I'm still in trouble 
But that's alright cuz I'm 

Glad to see you've gotten careful 
About the things you eat and drink 
I'm glad to see you gotten choosy 
About the things you do and think 

I'm glad to see you're getting so adept 
At all your mystic magic tricks 
I'm glad to see you're standing on your head 
and you're chopping with your sticks 

I'm glad to know your psychic power 
is being put to proper use 
I'm glad to know you don't discharge a drop 
Of your procreative juice 

Me I'm still in trouble 
Sorry sick and sad 
Me i'm still in trouble 
But that's alright cuz I'm 

Glad to know you don't get raunchy 
I'm glad to know things are at hand 
I'm glad to know you have decided 
This will be your last life's stand