G (320003@1)     
You got a grown man for a boyfriend,
         C (x32010@1)                          GSo (320003@1)you better treat him just like a baby.
         D (xx0232@1)                     C (x32010@1) He's a saint on Sunday, he's a bum on Monday;
       D (xx0232@1)                       CThe (x32010@1)rest of the week he's just crazy.

G (320003@1)                   
He's unpredictable, like an animal,
              C (x32010@1)                         GProud (320003@1)as an eagle, big and strong like a bear;
          D (xx0232@1)                     CHe's (x32010@1)a snake and a frog, he's a pig and a dog;
     C (x32010@1)                                DThere's (xx0232@1)a menagerie that's living in there.

GYou'll (320003@1)be his princess--forever after, yes--
             C (x32010@1)                      G (320003@1)  
If you keep acting like you're always sixteen.
            D (xx0232@1)                            CHe (x32010@1)is the king, ruling the kingdom's his thing;
      c (x3101x@1)                      D (xx0232@1)(don't you forget it)
Just remember his mother is queen.

interlude  A-----D--A E D----E You can pick these chords however you like.

A (x02220@1)             
Sometimes he fools around when he goes out of town
               D (xx0232@1)                       ABut (x02220@1)sooner or later he's bound to get caught.
 E (022100@1)                    D (xx0232@1) 
He loves coming home, but then he has to roam;
    D (xx0232@1)                            EMr. (022100@1)Ambivalence is the guy that you've got.

A (x02220@1)                         
He's got some problems--no, you can't solve them--
        D (xx0232@1)                       AHe's (x02220@1)got some goblins he can't exorcise.
          E (022100@1)                           D (xx0232@1) Mostly he wants to cry, he's afraid to die,
D (xx0232@1)                                      EBut (022100@1)he's living life like it's a booby prize.

A (x02220@1)                                               
He wishes he were young, a little better hung,
      D (xx0232@1)                          AAnd (x02220@1)he's paranoid you feel that way too;
     E (022100@1)                          DSo (xx0232@1)reassure him, you'll never cure him,
D (xx0232@1)                                   EBut (022100@1)he still needs his daily dose of you.

Repeat Chorus..... to end