G (320003@1)
You got a grown man for a boyfriend,
C (x32010@1) GSo (320003@1)you better treat him just like a baby.
D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1) He's a saint on Sunday, he's a bum on Monday;
D (xx0232@1) CThe (x32010@1)rest of the week he's just crazy.
G (320003@1)
He's unpredictable, like an animal,
C (x32010@1) GProud (320003@1)as an eagle, big and strong like a bear;
D (xx0232@1) CHe's (x32010@1)a snake and a frog, he's a pig and a dog;
C (x32010@1) DThere's (xx0232@1)a menagerie that's living in there.
GYou'll (320003@1)be his princess--forever after, yes--
C (x32010@1) G (320003@1)
If you keep acting like you're always sixteen.
D (xx0232@1) CHe (x32010@1)is the king, ruling the kingdom's his thing;
c (x3101x@1) D (xx0232@1)(don't you forget it)
Just remember his mother is queen.
interlude A-----D--A E D----E You can pick these chords however you like.
A (x02220@1)
Sometimes he fools around when he goes out of town
D (xx0232@1) ABut (x02220@1)sooner or later he's bound to get caught.
E (022100@1) D (xx0232@1)
He loves coming home, but then he has to roam;
D (xx0232@1) EMr. (022100@1)Ambivalence is the guy that you've got.
A (x02220@1)
He's got some problems--no, you can't solve them--
D (xx0232@1) AHe's (x02220@1)got some goblins he can't exorcise.
E (022100@1) D (xx0232@1) Mostly he wants to cry, he's afraid to die,
D (xx0232@1) EBut (022100@1)he's living life like it's a booby prize.
A (x02220@1)
He wishes he were young, a little better hung,
D (xx0232@1) AAnd (x02220@1)he's paranoid you feel that way too;
E (022100@1) DSo (xx0232@1)reassure him, you'll never cure him,
D (xx0232@1) EBut (022100@1)he still needs his daily dose of you.
Repeat Chorus..... to end
