A Bm Last night I told you I loved you D Woke up blamed it on the vodka A Bm I genuinely thought I was dying D And I could see that smile you were hiding A Bm Last night I told you I need you D That's the last time I drink tequila A Bm Super lemon and his physic salt kit D I start crying and verbally assaulting A Bm Last night I asked you to marry me D That's when I remembered the brandy A Bm I wake up and claim I didn't say it D Screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas A E Wish I could stop and I'm not joking F# D Drinking too much and socially smoking A E Wish I could stop and start to behave F# And then wake up in the morning D And never miss a day again A Bm Last night I called you a loser D I think that was after flaming sambuca A Bm I shouted at you "do me a favor" D And that's when I fell off the pavement A E Wish I could stop and I'm not joking F# D Drinking too much and socially smoking A E Wish I could stop and start to behave F# And then wake up in the morning D And never miss a day again A Bm Cause I'd love to learn when to shut my mouth D Wake up in the morning and be in my own house A Bm Do one last shot and know when to stop D No more photo's on facebook of me doing the robot A Bm Know when to leave and when to lock my front door D Stop waking up in cheese and in a bed full of people A Bm Sitting in a cupboard with my weird bestfriend D But I'm only young so I'm not gonna pretend I A E Wish I could stop cause I'm not joking F# D I love drinking too much and socially smoking A E Don't wanna stop or learn to behave, Amen F# D And hey I just missed another day again