capo on 6th 
G            Am
Last night I told you I loved you
C
woke up, blamed it on the vodka.
G           Am
I genuinely thought I was dying
C
then I could see that smile you were hiding.
G           Am
Last night I told you I need you
C
that?s the last time I drink tequila.
G                  Am
Super-Lemon and his sidekick Salt-Kid
C
I start crying and verbally assaulting.

G            Am
Last night I asked you to marry me
C
that?s when I remembered the brandy.
G             Am
I wake up and claim I didn?t say it
C
screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas.

G                     D
Wish I could stop and I?m not joking.
Em                    C
Drinking too much and socially smoking.
G                     D
Wish I could stop, and start to behave 
Em                                 C
and then wake up in the morning and never miss a day again.

G            Am
Last night, police had to frisk me.
C
In the cells thanks to Bell?s fine whiskey.
G                       Am
I think I said too much, ?Like, do you like my bracelets?
C
Oh wait, they?re handcuffs.?


G            Am
Last night I said I want your babies.
C
Forget the ice, it?s not nice to drink Bailey?s. Yuuch.
G                      Am
I drink that much that I forget.
C
Whatever embarrassing thing I say next.

G                          Am
You said I got on one knee, and there?s no way?
C
Unless I?ve been drinking, oh wait, Rose!
G                     Am
Sailor Jerry?s Rum I think I drank me a ship full.
C
Please, please, someone provide me a dis? bro.

G            Am
Last night I called you a loser.
C
I think that was after flaming Sambuca.
G                 Am
I shouted at you, ?Do me a favor.?
C
And that?s when, I fell off the pavement.


G                     D
Wish I could stop and I?m not joking.
Em                    C
Drinking too much and socially smoking.
G                     D
Wish I could stop, and start to behave 
Em                                 C
and then wake up in the morning and never miss a day again.

G                               Am
?Cause I?d love to learn when to shut my mouth.
C
Wake up in the morning and be in my own house.
G                 Am
Do one last shot, I?d know when to stop.
C
No more photos on Facebook of me doing the robot.
G                             Am
Know when to leave and when to lock my front door.
C
Stop waking up in cheese and in a bed full of people 
G                             Am 
Sitting in a cupboard with my weird best friend
C
But I'm only young so I'm not gonna pretend I 


G                D  
Wish I could stop cause I'm not joking 
  Em                        C
I love drinking too much and socially smoking 
G                   D
Don't wanna stop or learn to behave, Amen
Em              C                          G
And hey I just missed another day again