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Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way 
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I can't wait to look in the mirror 'cause I get better lookin' each day 
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To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man 
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Oh Lord it's hard to be humble but I'm doing the best that I can  
 

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I used to have a girlfriend but I guess she just couldn't compete 
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With all of these love-starved women who keep clamoring at my feet 
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Well, I prob'ly could find me another but I guess they're all in awe of me 
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Who cares I never get lonesome 'cause I treasure my own company 
 
Chorus 
 
I guess you could say I'm a loner a cowboy outlaw tough and proud 
Oh I could have lots of friends if I wanna but them I wouldn't stand out in a crowd 
Some folks say that I'm egotistical?hell, I don't even know what that means 
I guess it has something to do with the way that I fill out my skin-tight bluejeans