C5 A pity she does not exist A5 A shame he's not a fag C5 The only girl I ever loved was F5 G5 C5 Andrew in drag C5 There is no hope of love for me A5 From here on I'm a stag C5 The only girl I'll ever love is F5 G5 C5 Andrew in drag F5 C5 Andrew in drag G5 G5 Andrew in drag F5 C5 Andrew in drag G5 G5 Yeah C5 I don't know why I even went A5 It's really not my bag C5 Just thought it might be funny to see F5 G5 C5 Andrew in drag C5 The moment he walked on the stage A5 My tail began to wag C5 Wag like a little wiener dog for F5 G5 C5 Andrew in drag F5 C5 Andrew in drag G5 G5 Andrew in drag F5 C5 Andrew in drag G5 G5 Yeah C5 I've always been a ladies' man A5 And I don't have to brag C5 But I become a momma's boy for F5 G5 C5 Andrew in drag C5 I'd sign away my trust fund A5 I would even sell the Jag C5 If I could spend my misspent youth with F5 G5 C5 Andrew in drag F5 C5 Andrew in drag G5 G5 Andrew in drag F5 C5 Andrew in drag G5 G5 Yeah C5 So stick him in a dress and A5 He's the only boy I'd shag C5 The only boy I'd anything is F5 G5 C5 Andrew in drag C5 I'll never see that girl again A5 He did it as a gag C5 I'll pine away forevermore for F5 G5 C5 Andrew in drag
