Man Overboard - The Absolute Worst

Downtune by half a step.



D (xx0232@1)Em (022000@1)Bm (x24432@1)G (320003@1)x2

D (xx0232@1)                                        BmI (x24432@1)got a funny feeling no ones ever put you in your place
                     G (320003@1)                DOr (xx0232@1)spit the bullshit right back in your face
                  
You never had an ounce of promise within you
      Bm (x24432@1)                   GEvery (320003@1)word you says a lie so please don't continue
   
You bitch

D (xx0232@1) Em (022000@1)Bm (x24432@1)     G (320003@1)              D (xx0232@1)Em (022000@1)Bm (x24432@1)GI'm (320003@1)too good for someone like you anyway

DBecause (xx0232@1)girls like you are the absolute worst
  Bm (x24432@1)                             GI (320003@1)really tried to like you but you messed it up first
        DBecause (xx0232@1)girls like you are as bad as they come
Bm (x24432@1)                 GGo (320003@1)crawl back to wherever you came from

D (xx0232@1)Em (022000@1)Bm (x24432@1)G (320003@1)x2

D (xx0232@1)                                      BmAnd (x24432@1)your cute little boyfriend he can catch words too
                    G (320003@1)                 DI (xx0232@1)really just gotta hate him for loving you
             
If what he wants is a fight then alright
         Bm (x24432@1)                            GYou (320003@1)were tough on the phone but you went soft for the night
    
You bitch

D (xx0232@1) Em (022000@1)Bm (x24432@1)     G (320003@1)              D (xx0232@1)Em (022000@1)Bm (x24432@1)GI'm (320003@1)too good for someone like you anyway

(Don't make me say it again)

D (xx0232@1)                     
Because kids like you are the absolute worst,
  Bm (x24432@1)                             GI (320003@1)really tried to like you but you messed it up first,
        D (xx0232@1)          
Because kids like you are as bad as they come,
Bm (x24432@1)                 G (320003@1) 
Go crawl back to wherever you came from

D (xx0232@1)Em (022000@1)Bm (x24432@1)G (320003@1)x2

Yeah!

D (xx0232@1)Em (022000@1)Bm (x24432@1)G (320003@1)x2

DBecause (xx0232@1)girls like you are the absolute worst
  Bm (x24432@1)                             GI (320003@1)really tried to like you but you messed it up first
        DBecause (xx0232@1)girls like you are as bad as they come
Bm (x24432@1)                 GGo (320003@1)crawl back to wherever you came from

DBecause (xx0232@1)guys like you are the absolute worst,
  Bm (x24432@1)                             GI (320003@1)really tried to like you but you messed it up first,
        D (xx0232@1)Because guys like you are as bad as they come,
Bm (x24432@1)                 GGo (320003@1)crawl back to wherever you came from



And if you're too lazy to change your guitar from the standard tune, replace:
D (xx0232@1) =>  EbEm (x43121@3) =>  Fm
Bm  =>  Cm
G (320003@1) =>  Ab (xx1114@1)