Man Overboard - The Absolute Worst Downtune by half a step. D Em Bm G x2 D Bm I got a funny feeling no ones ever put you in your place G D Or spit the bullshit right back in your face You never had an ounce of promise within you Bm G Every word you says a lie so please don't continue You bitch D Em Bm G D Em Bm G I'm too good for someone like you anyway D Because girls like you are the absolute worst Bm G I really tried to like you but you messed it up first D Because girls like you are as bad as they come Bm G Go crawl back to wherever you came from D Em Bm G x2 D Bm And your cute little boyfriend he can catch words too G D I really just gotta hate him for loving you If what he wants is a fight then alright Bm G You were tough on the phone but you went soft for the night You bitch D Em Bm G D Em Bm G I'm too good for someone like you anyway (Don't make me say it again) D Because kids like you are the absolute worst, Bm G I really tried to like you but you messed it up first, D Because kids like you are as bad as they come, Bm G Go crawl back to wherever you came from D Em Bm G x2 Yeah! D Em Bm G x2 D Because girls like you are the absolute worst Bm G I really tried to like you but you messed it up first D Because girls like you are as bad as they come Bm G Go crawl back to wherever you came from D Because guys like you are the absolute worst, Bm G I really tried to like you but you messed it up first, D Because guys like you are as bad as they come, Bm G Go crawl back to wherever you came from And if you're too lazy to change your guitar from the standard tune, replace: D => Eb Em => Fm Bm => Cm G => Ab
