(Before first verse, during the ??Ooohs?) D G Bm A Verse 1: D Pop music 101 Some simple instructions G For a good first impression Now let??s start with a first one: Bm A minor chord, tensions grow; Fade in the bass like so; G Now with momentum go ??stop? And bring the beat back D It??s called Four-on-the-floor A beat you can??t ignore G I??ll bring sexy back once more [??yeah!?] They??ll love that [??yeah!?] fo?? sho??! Bm The chords are 1-4-6-4 Now I??m talkin familiar G Harmony in thirds, not fourths Will take you into the pre-chorus Pre-chorus: Bm Real quick now, don??t you bore us A Hurry up and get to the chorus! G Dumb down, they won??t ignore us Chorus: G Get to the floor! Bm A G And here??s some words you should know: D A G Like ??DJ never let me go? Bm A G "pour shots", and then I??ll "lose control"! D A Or ??baby baby baby baby baby? G A How about one more last word like G Bm A "Hey girl, we??ve only got tonight"? G A Some things just go together like: G Bm A "higher", "desire" and "fire;" "higher", "desire" and "fire" Verse 2: D Guitar and strings like these To sound like Black Eyed Peas G This one??s a filtered swing This one??s a legend key Bm Hipster music on cassette But you probably don??t know that yet G 808??s-? [??hey! ho!?] Hell yeah! D Heartfelt pop anthems From Mumford and his Sons G Gang vocals here we come Bm ??I? Will? A Always wait? [wobble bass] Pre-chorus 'Kay, slow down? Take it to the chorus! Chorus Bridge: D I can pitch and shift my voice if I want G I can pitch and shift my voice if I want Bm I can pitch and shift my voice if I want A I can make my voice low D The bridge is The part when You bring in A rapper friend. [??Sup??] G You simplify, you slow the beat Abbreviate, feature defeat Bm Quick now, fill in the gaps. [??Okay!!?] Right up and down, eliminate that which you A Really would rap an?? Give them a classic like ??Get-get-get-get?? Chorus [random dance music and beat-boxing weirdness]