Intro: E5 E5 The school Christmas party is coming B5 We ain't doing rugby no more E5 McIntyre?s teaching us waltzing B5 Out on the gymnasium floor E5 B5 Out on the gymnasium floor E5 McIntyre's out of the army B5 You?ll be slipper?d if you get it wrong E5 McIntyre's din looms loud in the gym E5 D5 B5 And we've only got a little short song A5 G5 E5 We've only got a little short song C5 G5 And it's one two three two two we're all a disgrace C5 McIntyre tore us apart G5 C5 And we dance with ourselves when we?d all found a space B5 C5 Waltzing with fear in our hearts A5 D5 Waltzing with fear in our hearts E (same as intro) Comes the day of the final manoeuvres All of our heads are a whirl It?s getting much closer to D-Day This time we're gonna do it with girls This time we're gonna do it with girls In the arena the ladies were waiting A twelve year old partner to guide Some matches were fixed The rest of us mixed And a fat girl got left at the side The fat girl got left at the side C5 G5 And it's one two three two two we're all a disgrace C5 McIntyre tore us apart G5 C5 And we dance with ourselves when we?d all found a space B5 C5 Waltzing with fear in our hearts A5 D5 Waltzing with fear in our hearts C5 G5 When you come to my fights and I?m under the lights G5 C5 And you see that my footwork is false G5 C5 Don't count me out at the start of the bout B5 C5 I'm just doing secondary waltz A5 D5 Doing the secondary waltz E5 (same as intro) 3X Then E5 , D5 , B5 and A5 , G5 , E5 (as first couplet at the end)
