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Tuesday morning sports page, I've got coffee in my cup 

A smile creeps across my face, the Braves beat the Cubs 
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I HATE CHICAGO! 
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I'm changing planes in Dallas I?m not going through O'Hare 

It's a thousand dollars more I know, but I don't really care 
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I HATE CHICAGO! 
 

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Sara told me that she only 
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Needed space to think things out 
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Then she met some guy named Tony 
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Guess where they live now?? YOU GUESS? 
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I hear the food is great, I hear the summer sure is nice 

It's beautiful at Christmas, there's three more reasons why 
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I HATE CHICAGO! 
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From their WGN station to their seven feet of snow 

The rock band in the '80's to the Oprah Winfrey show 
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I HATE CHICAGO! 
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Sara told me that she only 
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Needed space to think things out 
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Then she met some guy named Tony 
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Guess where they live now?.. CHICAGO!   
 
(Bridge) 

Sara used to talk about 

How one day we would settle down 

Find ourselves a little farmhouse 

On the outskirts of a small town 
 
(NC Drums Only) 

Then she told me that she only 

Needed space to think things out 
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Then she met some guy named Tony 
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Guess where they live now?.YOU GUESSED IT! 
 
That's right I HATE CHICAGO! 

I HATE CHICAGO! 

Man, I HATE CHICAGO!