Credit for figuring out the tab goes to Leo Barker, his version can be found here: 
http://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/m/martha_wainwright/bloody_mother_fucking_asshole_crd.htm

I just rewrote it to be a bit easier to follow and didn't bother with most of the 
chord variations as I don't think they make a big difference in the sound.

D/G - xx0787

Intro: D G/D D G/D

D                                       G/D
Poetry is no place for a heart that's a whore
D                                               G/D
And I'm young and I'm strong but I feel old and tired, overfired
D                                                               G/D
And I've been poked and stoked, it's all smoke, there's no more fire
       A
Only desire
                    Em
For you whoever you are
                    D
For you whoever you are


D                                             G/D
Oh you say my time here has been some sort of joke
                        D
That I've been messing around
                        G/D
Some sort of incubating period
                        D                      G
For when I really come around but I'm cracking up
                 Em
And you have no idea


               G                   D
No idea how it feels to be on your own
            G                       D
In your own home with the fucking phone
                  G                D
And the mother of gloom in your bedroom
                   G
Standing over your head
                      Em
With her hand in your head
                      D
With her hand in your head


              G                         D
I will not pretend, I will not put on a smile
                     G                        A
I will not say I'm alright for you when all I wanted was to be good
                    G
To do everything in truth
                    D
To do everything in truth


D                                      G/D
Oh I wish, I wish, I wish I was born a man
                        D              G/D
So I could learn how to stand up for myself
                        D                          G/D
Like those guys with guitars I've been watching in bars
                           D                   G
Who've been stamping their feet to a different beat
               Em
To a different beat
               D
To a different beat


              G                         D
I will not pretend, I will not put on a smile
                     G                        A
I will not say I'm alright for you when all I wanted was to be good
                    G
To do everything in truth
                    D
To do everything in truth


                         G
You bloody motherfucking asshole
                         D
You bloody motherfucking asshole
                         G
You bloody motherfucking asshole
                         D
You bloody motherfucking asshole
                         G
You bloody motherfucking asshole
               D
Oh you bloody...



              G                         D
I will not pretend, I will not put on a smile
                     G
I will not say I'm alright for you
                    Em
For you whoever you are
                    G
For you whoever you are
                    D
For you whoever you are