Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole Chords by Martha Wainwright Martha Wainwright ? BMFA (Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole) - Tabbed by Leo Barker 25/02/07 Chords: D - XX0232 G/D - XX0797 A/D - XX09119 Em9(no 5th) - xx2032-| G5 - 3x0033 G5(1) - 3X0032 Em9 - 022032 A -x03330---------| This song isn?t nearly as hard as these chords would make out, but since there are so poorly tabbed versions out there, I thought I?d throw mine into the mix which is certainly bit more accurate. For the D and G/D chords that open the song and are repeated throughout, you need to the first finger onto the middle G string, listen for the timing. So you are going from this: xx0032 ...to this: xx232. And then this: ....to this: xx0797. The only other thing to note is that she alternates between using the G5 and the G5(1) as I have labelled it above, so just listen for which is used where. Intro: D G/D D G/D Poetry is no place for a heart that's a whore D G/D And I'm young & I'm strong But I feel old & tired, overfired. D G/D And I've been poked & stoked, it's all smoke, there's no more fire A/D Only desire Em9(no 5th) For you, whoever you are D For you, whoever you are Second Verse: D G/D You say my time here has been some sort of joke D G/D That I've been messing around some sort of incubating period D G5 For when I really come around I'm cracking up Em9 And you have no idea G5(1) D No idea how it feels to be on your own G5(1) D In your own home with the fucking phone G5 <---- note not G5(1) And the mother of gloom D In your bedroom G5(1) Standing over your head Em9 D With her hand in your head, with her hand in your head G5 D I will not pretend I will not put on a smile G5 A I will not say I'm all right for you when all I wanted was to be good G5 D To do everything in truth, to do everything in truth From here on there are no surprises and you can follow the patterns above and just to match the chords. Any questions or corrections please feel free to get in contact.