----(capo 1st fret)----- 
 
 
Intro - G - C9 - G - C9 
 
 
(verse 1) 
G 
Well I hear there's a place somewhere down south, 
                                            ( C9 - G ) 
Where ya don't need a hook to catch a small mouth, 
G 
No rod, no reel, no bait, no doubt, 
             (no        chords)                 - G - C9 
Just whistle from the bank and they all walk out, 
 
(verse 2) 
G 
They say there's a town not far from here, 
C9   G 
You can trade your debt for cash and beer, 
C9 G 
No   boss, no rent, no sweat, no cares, 
C9 G 
      Where everybod is a millionare, 
 
(chorus) 
         C9         D     G 
If there ain't there oughta be, 
      C9         D      G      Em7 
Just think of the endless, possiblities, 
             C9         D  
A place where everyday's Friday night, 
G               Em7                   C9 
With your arms wrapped up tight, round me, 
         Em7            D    C - G - C9 
If there ain't, there oughta be, 
 
(verse 3) 

And I hear there's a book that you can buy that'll, 

Paraphrase the meanin of life, 

What's love, why me, where's God, how high, 

Word for word why Women cry, 
 
(chorus) 
         C9         D     G 
If there ain't there oughta be, 
      C9         D      G      Em7 
Just think of the endless, possiblities, 
             C9         D  
A place where everyday's Friday night, 
G               Em7                   C9 
With your arms wrapped up tight, round me, 
         Em7            D    C  
If there ain't, there oughta be, 
 
(bridge) 
C 
A place for me to make my dreams come true, 
G 
I wish, I wish on a star will do, 
F 
A full of flesh fool proof gaurantee, 
  D                          G 
If there ain't there oughta be, 
 
(lead chords - 
G - Em7 - F - D ) 
 
 
(chorus) 
         C9         D     G 
If there ain't there oughta be, 
      C9         D      G      Em7 
Just think of the endless, possiblities, 
             C9         D  
A place where everyday's Friday night, 
G               Em7                   C9 
With your arms wrapped up tight, round me, 
         Em7            D    C  
If there ain't, there oughta be, 
              Em7            D    C 
Well if there ain't there oughta be, 
 
(outro - 
G - C9 - 2xs)