C (x32010@1)                      EDarling (022100@1)I recognize that glare in your eyes 
     F (133211@1)                 Gwhen (320003@1)I'm about to get the business
    C (x32010@1)                        EBut (022100@1)before you complain please let me explain
  F (133211@1)                       GI (320003@1)think you'll understand my position
E (022100@1)                         AmYou've (x02210@1)read all those books I know your looks, 
          F (133211@1)                        GYou (320003@1)think people who drink solo have problems
            CBut (x32010@1)I ain't drinkin alone
G (320003@1)                      C (x32010@1)                  GI'm (320003@1)on the phone with my brother

C (x32010@1)                           ENow (022100@1)my brother it seems is as confounded as me 
       F (133211@1)                Gby (320003@1)the art of the marital tradition
      C (x32010@1)                             ESo (022100@1)we drink and we dial and shoot the breeze for a while
          F (133211@1)                   GHeck (320003@1)it's just like we were out fishin
         E (022100@1)                       AmAnd (x02210@1)it's well after nine, it don't cost us a dime
F (133211@1)                      GWe (320003@1)think it's an elegant solution
         CWe (x32010@1)ain't drinkin alone
G (320003@1)                         C (x32010@1)            GWe're (320003@1)on the phone with our brother

Am (x02210@1)                     EmAnd (022000@1)the good news is I'm right here for you
F (133211@1)             GAs (320003@1)close as the garage
    Am (x02210@1)                 EmThe (022000@1)kegerator and me and AT&T
F (133211@1)                             GAnd (320003@1)my brother if you'd like to say hello
        CI (x32010@1)ain't drinkin alone                    
G (320003@1)                      C (x32010@1)               GI'm (320003@1)on the phone with my brother

C (x32010@1)                                        E (022100@1)                               
Darling, you are my spouse and you got some rules for our house
      F (133211@1)                  GAnd (320003@1)I sure do respect your decisions    
           C (x32010@1)                   EBut (022100@1)if you just calm down you'll see that I found
  F (133211@1)                    GA (320003@1)loophole in the social condition
     E (022100@1)             AmWell (x02210@1)I love beer and I love you
F (133211@1)                     GNot (320003@1)necessarily in that order
        CI (x32010@1)ain't drinkin alone
G (320003@1)                      C (x32010@1)               GI'm (320003@1)on the phone with my brother

Am (x02210@1)                     EmAnd (022000@1)the good news is I'm right here for you    
F (133211@1)             GAs (320003@1)close as the garage                       
    Am (x02210@1)                 EmThe (022000@1)kegerator and me and AT&T
F (133211@1)                             GAnd (320003@1)my brother if you'd like to say hello

C (x32010@1)                              EYou (022100@1)wouldn't hear me complain if you did the same
         F (133211@1)                   GGet (320003@1)some wine and go call your sister
     CI (x32010@1)ain't drinking alone
G (320003@1)                      C (x32010@1)               GI'm (320003@1)on the phone with my brother

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