C E Darling I recognize that glare in your eyes F G when I'm about to get the business C E But before you complain please let me explain F G I think you'll understand my position E Am You?ve read all those books I know your looks, F G You think people who drink solo have problems C But I ain?t drinkin alone G C G I?m on the phone with my brother C E Now my brother it seems is as confounded as me F G by the art of the marital tradition C E So we drink and we dial and shoot the breeze for a while F G Heck it?s just like we were out fishin E Am And it?s well after nine, it don?t cost us a dime F G We think it?s an elegant solution C We ain?t drinkin alone G C G We?re on the phone with our brother Am Em And the good news is I?m right here for you F G As close as the garage Am Em The kegerator and me and AT&T F G And my brother if you?d like to say hello C I ain?t drinkin alone G C G I?m on the phone with my brother C E Darling, you are my spouse and you got some rules for our house F G And I sure do respect your decisions C E But if you just calm down you?ll see that I found F G A loophole in the social condition E Am Well I love beer and I love you F G Not necessarily in that order C I ain?t drinkin alone G C G I?m on the phone with my brother Am Em And the good news is I?m right here for you F G As close as the garage Am Em The kegerator and me and AT&T F G And my brother if you?d like to say hello C E You wouldn?t hear me complain if you did the same F G Get some wine and go call your sister C I ain?t drinking alone G C G I?m on the phone with my brother
