C5 E5 Darling I recognize that glare in your eyes F5 G5 when I'm about to get the business C5 E5 But before you complain please let me explain F5 G5 I think you'll understand my position E5 A5 You?ve read all those books I know your looks, F5 G5 You think people who drink solo have problems C5 But I ain?t drinkin alone G5 C5 G5 I?m on the phone with my brother C5 E5 Now my brother it seems is as confounded as me F5 G5 by the art of the marital tradition C5 E5 So we drink and we dial and shoot the breeze for a while F5 G5 Heck it?s just like we were out fishin E5 A5 And it?s well after nine, it don?t cost us a dime F5 G5 We think it?s an elegant solution C5 We ain?t drinkin alone G5 C5 G5 We?re on the phone with our brother A5 E5 And the good news is I?m right here for you F5 G5 As close as the garage A5 E5 The kegerator and me and AT&T F5 G5 And my brother if you?d like to say hello C5 I ain?t drinkin alone G5 C5 G5 I?m on the phone with my brother C5 E5 Darling, you are my spouse and you got some rules for our house F5 G5 And I sure do respect your decisions C5 E5 But if you just calm down you?ll see that I found F5 G5 A loophole in the social condition E5 A5 Well I love beer and I love you F5 G5 Not necessarily in that order C5 I ain?t drinkin alone G5 C5 G5 I?m on the phone with my brother A5 E5 And the good news is I?m right here for you F5 G5 As close as the garage A5 E5 The kegerator and me and AT&T F5 G5 And my brother if you?d like to say hello C5 E5 You wouldn?t hear me complain if you did the same F5 G5 Get some wine and go call your sister C5 I ain?t drinking alone G5 C5 G5 I?m on the phone with my brother
