Like Tom played in his little pink ukulele

Little Joanna
                
D                                C
Little Joanna's got big blue eyes
D                              C
Coconut cream and coffee colored thighs
           G            A
I could die lying in her arms
     Cm                   G     
where castles are made of sand
B       Em 
We start to dance
             A7                                            C   
But only the music is bleeding when crickets replace the band

D               G     D             G
She will always be my sunkissed trampoline,
         C                 G
She goes up and down in my heart,
        D         G
Turned into jelly beans
        C                        G        A7    C
And I'm starting to believe that danger's never near,
D              G
When Joanna is here.

F , E , Eb , D
C , C# , D

D                                C
Little Joanna's like a lazerbeam sky.
D                              C
Her gluteus maximus like a firefly
           G            A
And That's why I'm kissaphobic
     Cm                   G     B       Em
Well cellulite dreams are made, like lemonade,
             A7                                            C    
But when the shivers are salty and seafoam's the colour of space.

D               G     D             G
She will always be my sunkissed trampoline,
         C                 G
She goes up and down in my heart,
        D         G
Turned into jelly beans
        C                        G        A7    C
And I'm starting to believe that danger's never near,
 D              Em
When Joanna is here.

            C
God, I love Joanna
    B             G
But she don't understand much
       C           F
I love it when our hands touch
D                E
Knowing that I'm near
               C
Apple-flavored lip gloss
B             G
Gillies wear a necklace
C                 F
Feeling young and reckless
D        A     D
When Joanna is here

D                            C
Little Joanna's got big blue eyes
        G                A
I could die lying in her arms
      Cm                  G
where castles are made of sand
B          Em
We start to dance
             A7                                          C
But only the music is bleeding when crickets replace the band

D               G     D             G
She will always be my sunkissed trampoline,
         C                 G
She goes up and down in my heart,
        D         G
Turned into jelly beans
        C                        G        A7    C
And I'm starting to believe that danger's never near,
D              G
When Joanna is here.

D , G , C , G (repeat til the end)