Meat Puppets I Cant Be Counted On Simplified Chord Version / Original Album Lyrics Joe Carlyon05atYahoo.com (bar chords for entire song/sounds good standard as well) _Verse_ A(bar5) D(bar5) E(bar7) Give me lots of money A E D A house upon a hill A D E Send me pretty women A E D Or threaten me And still A D E I'll come up to your house A E D And attempt to fix your sink A D E Do a mediocre job A E D As I'm leaving you will think _Chorus_ E D If you're needing something A You know that I'll be gone E D A I will not answer when you call E D If you're waiting for me A Then you'll be waiting long E D A I can't be counted on at all _Verse_ A D E My eye is on the pork A E D The pork is in the pan A D E If something needs a'doing A E D Well, you know I'm not your man A D E If you're counting on me A E D You know I'll let you down A D E You can't be counting on me A E D 'Cause you know I'm just a clown _Chorus_ E D If you're waiting for me A Then you'll be waiting long E D A I will not answer when you call E D If you're needing something A You know that I'll be gone E D A I can't be counted on at all _Solo_ _Verse_ A D E Give me lots of money A E D A house upon a hill A D E Send me pretty women A E D Or threaten me And still A D E My eye is on the pork A E D The pork is in the pan A D E If something needs a'doing A E D Well, you know I'm not your man _Chorus_ E D If you're needing something A You know that I'll be gone E D A I will not answer when you call E D If you're waiting for me A Then you'll be waiting long E D A I can't be counted on at all E D A I can't be counted on at all E D A I can't be counted on at all E D A I can't be counted on at all E D A I can't be counted on at all _solo_
