Transcribed by Justin Watson, mentalman@bigpond.com Any comments, correspondence, criticisms or corrections welcome. E5 E5 A5 E5 E5 E5 A5 E5 E5 Of all the theatre critics A5 E5 Dorothy was the worst E5 She could be most sarcastic A5 E5 And cruel and perverse E5 A5 B5 If she were alive she'd be a friend of mine CHORUS E5 A5 B5 E5 A5 B5 Dorothy Parker's hair was dark and listless E5 B5 Just like my hippy brother Chris's If she was pessimistic She was the humorist kind She wrote sad short stories With the funniest lines If she were alive she'd be a friend of mine Repeat CHORUS E5 A5 B5 E5 Laa la la la la A5 B5 E5 Laa la la la la Up in the old Algonquin Talking verse and in rhyme Drinking around the table Every lunch time If she were alive she'd be a friend of mine Repeat CHORUS x 2 E5 A5 B5 E5 Laa la la la la A5 B5 E5 Laa la la la la
