Intro: A5 ---twice--- A5 Everybody's wavin' good - bye to Joe His wife called, last call - he's gotta go D5 G5 D5 A5 Kinda brings a tear, to every single guy I admire his dedication, he's a family man Thirteen years had a ring on his hand D5 G5 D5 A5 Kinda makes me wonder, if I should give it a try E5 D5 A5 Well I would if I could, but I can't so I won't E5 D5 A5 They're sayin' I do, I'm sayin' I don't D5 G5 D5 A5 I won't regret it, one single minute N.C. E5 A5 'Cause love's great when you're not in it A5 A5 No curtains on the windows, just a couple sheets TV dinners, my life is complete D5 G5 D5 A5 Ain't no one more committed - I love the single life If I want to, I can put on my cleanest dirty shirt Stay out all night for better or worse D5 G5 D5 A5 Just look what I'd be missin', if I had a wife E5 D5 A5 Well I would if I could, but I can't so I won't E5 D5 A5 They're sayin' I do, I'm sayin' I don't D5 G5 D5 A5 I won't regret it, one single minute N.C. E5 A5 'Cause love's great when you're not in it D5 A5 D5 B5 E5 E5 D5 A5 Well I would if I could, but I can't so I won't E5 D5 A5 They're sayin' I do, I'm sayin' I don't D5 G5 D5 A5 I won't regret it, one single minute N.C. E5 A5 'Cause love's great when you're not in it E5 D5 A5 Well I would if I could, but I can't so I won't E5 D5 A5 They're sayin' I do, I'm sayin' I don't D5 G5 D5 A5 I won't regret it, one single minute N.C. E5 A5 'Cause love's great when you're not in it