Pretty simple, listen to the song to get the rhythm. I couldn't find official 
lyrics online so I wrote these out, I think they are pretty close. Use bar chords 
in the verses and regular chords in the chorus. Awesome band, great song.

Intro G A D G

GStay (320003@1)hydrated from a double shot
AGet (x02220@1)my nourishment from a punch in the gut
DNever (xx0232@1)really felt I had the best of luck
GI (320003@1)got a big big mouth that just a won't shut up

GHop (320003@1)in the car turn the radio on
AOut (x02220@1)from the speakers a familiar song
DHead (xx0232@1)down the road start to hum along
GMade (320003@1)it all the way home and left the TV on

C (x32010@1)           D (xx0232@1)             G (320003@1)      G7But (320001@1)I'm gonna learn to fly an airplane
C (x32010@1)           D (xx0232@1)          G (320003@1)   G7And (320001@1)its gonna make my mama proud
E (022100@1)                      Am (x02210@1)      A7I'm (x02020@1)gonna get my dad to notice me
                                  DEven (xx0232@1)if I have to fly it into the ground

GI (320003@1)know my days are numbered but I'm bad at math
AI (x02220@1)got a dick so hard that a cat couldn't scratch
DMade (xx0232@1)some bad decisions, I shouldn't go back
GI (320003@1)can't see her its just not like that

GYou (320003@1)see I had this lovely baby but I roughed her up
AThere's (x02220@1)a little ounce of pain behind every grunt
DAll (xx0232@1)the noise that I make, I shouldn't complain
GRegrets, (320003@1)tourettes, I guess its the same

C (x32010@1)            D (xx0232@1)            G (320003@1)      G7But (320001@1)I'm gonna learn to fly an airplane
C (x32010@1)       D (xx0232@1)              G (320003@1)    G7I'm (320001@1)gonna make my children proud
E (022100@1)                             Am (x02210@1) A7I'm (x02020@1)gonna make them all respect me
                                DLike (xx0232@1)when I first showed up in town

(Guitar Solo)
(Piano Solo)

GPlenty (320003@1)of money coming in cause I get child support
ATo (x02220@1)a family who don't want me but don't leave me alone
DIt's (xx0232@1)a terrible way to live but it ain't my choice
GI (320003@1)signed away all my earnings on a little invoice

GI'd (320003@1)like to be the hero on the evening news
ASmiling (x02220@1)in the face of danger like theres nothing to loose
DTaking (xx0232@1)out terrorists that self detonate
GTelling (320003@1)kids to stay in school and always get good grades

C (x32010@1)          D (xx0232@1)             G (320003@1)        G7And (320001@1)I'm gonna learn to fly an airplane
C (x32010@1)          D (xx0232@1)             G (320003@1)     G7And (320001@1)I'm gonna make my country proud
E (022100@1)                  Am (x02210@1)       A7I'm (x02020@1)send this off to Nashville
                                 DAnd (xx0232@1)sell my soul to a whole new crowd
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