This is a most beautiful, totally Mika-style weird song. It tells the sad 
story of a river goddess and it captured my heart the minute I heard it. 
Now I'm really happy I can play it myself.

Intro: F (133211@1)F7 (131241@1)F (133211@1)F7 (131241@1)Bb (x1333x@1)Gm (355333@1)C (x32010@1)F (133211@1)                           F7Lady (131241@1)Jane, the river saint, special, yes, but lucky ain't
Gm (355333@1)                C (x32010@1)                     F (133211@1)               DmLady (xx0231@1)Jane said she walked on water but she never had a man to show
Gm (355333@1)                C (x32010@1)                     F (133211@1)                  Dm (xx0231@1)Then, one day, she found a fellow, she was eager just to let him know
Gm (355333@1)            C (x32010@1)              A (x02220@1)             DmLady (xx0231@1)Jane, she walked on water, followed by her brand new lover
     Bb (x1333x@1)           C (x32010@1)               FWho (133211@1)tumbled along, drowning down below

F (133211@1) Bb (x1333x@1) F (133211@1) Bb (x1333x@1)F (133211@1)                          F7Lady (131241@1)Jane did not abort, for legends are never made that short
Gm (355333@1)                             CNow (x32010@1)be sure when you listen to this 
FHere's (133211@1)another reason why you shouldn't eat fish
Gm (355333@1)                      CConvinced (x32010@1)he'd become a creature of the sea
A (x02220@1)                             DmShe (xx0231@1)cut off her feet and jumped into the deep
    Bb (x1333x@1)                  C (x32010@1)              FAnd (133211@1)never stopped looking for her lover below

F (133211@1)Bb (x1333x@1)F (133211@1)Bb (x1333x@1)F (133211@1)                          F7Lady (131241@1)Jane, the river fish, became the world's most wanted dish
     Gm (355333@1)                CAnd (x32010@1)though no man would dare to catch
    F (133211@1)                         DmSomething (xx0231@1)whose beauty we could never match
    Gm (355333@1)                      CBut (x32010@1)when some emperor from a far away state
        A (x02220@1)                          DmSaid (xx0231@1)"I order you to get that fish's head on my plate!"
      Bb (x1333x@1)          C (x32010@1)  FThey (133211@1)killed little lady Jane

F (133211@1)Bb (x1333x@1)F (133211@1)Bb (x1333x@1)F (133211@1)                            F7You (131241@1)emperor of a distant land, the only man who didn't understand
     Gm (355333@1)                    CThat (x32010@1)though you think you've got your prize
 F (133211@1)                            DmThere's (xx0231@1)another fish that has escaped your eyes
 Gm (355333@1)          CLady (x32010@1)Jane, her lover's there 
A (x02220@1)                                DSwimming (xx0232@1)through the ocean with a desperate stare
Bb (x1333x@1)        Cm (x3101x@1)  F (133211@1)  ALooking (x02220@1)for lady Jane
Bb (x1333x@1)         C (x32010@1)  F (133211@1)     Bb (x1333x@1) F (133211@1) Bb (x1333x@1) F (133211@1) Bb (x1333x@1) FLooking (133211@1)for lady Jane