Chorus:

           Am           
If I could write you a song,
                   Dm
And make you fall in love, 
            C           Em              Am
I would already have you up under my arm.
            Em    
I used up all my tricks,
            Am
I hope that you like this.
            C             Em
But you probably won't, 
                  Am
You think you're cooler than me.

            Am                     Em
You got designer shades, 
        Dm
Just to hide your face and
       C             Em
You wear 'em around like, 
        Am
You're cooler than me.
             Am
And you never say hey, 
    Dm
Or remember my name and
      C            Em
It's probably cause, 
                  Am
you think you're cooler than me.

[Verse 1]
                    Am
You got your hot crowd, 
Dm
Shoes on your feet, 
         C        Em
And you wear them around, 
           Am
Like they ain't cool.
           Am
But you don't know, 

     Em
The way that you look, 
           C
When your steps
       Am           Em
Make. That. Much. Noise.  Shh 

[Pre-chorus]

         C          Am
See I got you, 
     Dm
All figured out, 
          C         Em                          Am
You need everyone's eyes just to feel seen.
                   C            Am
Girl, you're so vain, 
        C             Em                               Am
You probably think that this song is about you.
 Em
Don't you? Don't you?

[Chorus]