intro(B E F)   F*  | e ---------- |  E*  | e ----------  
                   | a ---9------ |      | a ---7------ 
                   | d ---11----- |      | d ---9------ 
                   | g ---11----- |      | g ---9------ 
                   | b ---------- |      | b ---------- 
                   | e ---------- |      | e ---------- 
  
             
             
B5              
Story of my life, story of my life 
E5  *                               F5  *  
well let's just say it's a fork and a knife 
B5 
there's something on my mind, something all the time 
E5  *                    F5  *  
I gotta fill my mouth 
B5 
Got no favorite meal, got no favorite meal 
E5  *                                 F5  *  
I say every meal is clean if it fills me up for real 
B5 
My belly's big and that's just the start 
E5  *                     F5  *  
My appetite's my heart 
 
 
C#5                          E5  *  
And when I end up, I just throw up and laugh 
B5                     C#5 
This time, this time it's not a cow 
B5                            C#5 
It's kind of personal, can't explain to you why 
B5                    C#5  - E5 *  
This time, this time it's not a cow 
B5                        C#5 
So Mr. PC are you ready to bow 
 
 
B5 
Breakfast in bed, breakfast in bed 
E5  *                                   F5  *  
The bed is in the kitchen so it's easy to be fed 
B5        
And when I'm fed, yes when I am fed 
E5  *                  F5  *  
I go right back to bed 
B5 
Food and sleep watch, food and sleep watch 
E5  *                            F5  *  
Theese things should keep me from having too much 
B5 
My belly is big and that's just the start 
E5  *                  F5  *  
My appetite's my heart 
 
 
C#5                                 E5  *  
Sometimes it feels like I could kill for desert 
 
 
B5                            C#5 - E5  *  
But this time, this time it's not a cow 
B5                                C#5  
It's kind of personal, can't explain to you why 
B5                      C#5 - E5  *  
This time, this time it's not a cow 
B5                    C#5 
So Mr. PC are you ready to bow 
 
1? GUIT: 
B5 
2? GUIT: 
( B5 - D#5 - C#5 - F5  * ) ( F5  *  - E5  *  - B5 ) 
 
B5 - D#5 - C#5 - F5  *   
The story of my life 
F5  *  - E5  *  - B5 
A big fork and the sharpest knife 
B5 - D#5 - C#5 - F5  *  
I guess this solid, solid, solid, solid bridge leads me on 
F5  *  - E5  *  - B5 
To the nearest fridge 
 
 
C#5                           E5  *  
And when I end up I just throw up and laugh 
B5                        C#5 - E5  *  
So this time, this time it's not a cow 
B5                              C#5 
It's kind of personal, can't explain to you why 
B5                    C#5 - E5  *  
This time, this time it's not a cow 
B5                    C#5 
So Mr. PC are you ready to bow 
 

B5                    C#5 - E5  *      B5      C#5 - E5  *  
This time, this time it's not a cow, not a cow 
B5                   C#5 - E5  *          B5              C#5 - E5  *  
No this time, this time, this time, this time it's not a cow 
E5  *  
Not a pig, sheep, chicken, moose, duck, snake, horse or frog