Riff: E | ----1-0--------------------1-0------------- | B | --------1-3--0-1----1p0--------1--3-1-0---- | G | --0--------------0-----2p0--------------0-- | D | ------------------------------------------- | A | ------------------------------------------- | E | ------------------------------------------- | Intro: F Am G C F Am G C I wish you smelled a little funny F Am G C Not just funny really bad F Am G C We could roam the streets forever F Am G C Just like cats but we'd never stray (Riff) F Am G C I sometimes wish you were a mermaid F Am G C I could raise you in the tub at home F Am G C We could take a swim together F Am G C On weekly daytrips to the bay F Am G C Ooooooh, you and me F Am G C It would be only you and me (2x) You and me (Riff) ( F Am G C ) I wish you were a little bigger Not just big but really really fat Doors you would no longer fit through In my bed you would have to stay ( F Am G C ) I often wish that you had feathers I'd keep you in a giant cage All day long I'd sit and watch you And sing for you if it would be okay F Am G C Oh Oh, you and me F Am G C It'll be only you and me F Am G C Ooooh, you and me F Am G C It'll be only you and me You and me (Riff) Em Am People say F G There are plenty of fish Em Am In the sea F G Baby, all I do I wish No chords I wish, I wish I.. ( F Am G C ) I wish you were a little slower Not just slow but pa-pa-paralyzed I could put you on a socket And you could never run away ( F Am G C ) I really wish that you were smaller Not just small but really really short So I could put you in my pocket And carry you around all day ( F Am G C ) Oh, you and me It'll be only you and me Oh, you and me It'll be only you and me It'll be only you and me
