I hope my thing 1 thing 2 method isn't confusing.  -Ani


(Thing 1) Play twice for intro.
E|-----------------------------------|
B|------0-------0--------------------|
G|----------------------1------------|
D|----2-------2---2---2-------4---6--|
A|----------4-------0-----0-2---4----|
E|--0-----0--------------------------|

(1)
How's the road?
(1)
Are you getting lots of action out there?
I hope so
(1)
I'm at home
(1)
Distracting myself with the guitar
And microphones

(Thing 2)
E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|--2------------4---------------|
A|--0------------2---------------|
E|-------------------------------|
    And when you get home you can

 E      A     B
 Tie me to the murphy bed
 E        A       B
 Let's do all the things you said
 E      A      B
 Tie me to the murphy bed
 E          A      B       E
 Let's just fall asleep instead

 (Thing 1 x2)

 (1)
 This one's for you and that one's for the other
 (1)
 We all have to learn to share with one another
 (1)
 Do you really want to know
             (1)
 Or should i shut my face about it when you get home?
 (2)
 And when you get home you can
 E      A      B
 Tie me to the murphy bed
 E        A       B
 Let's do all the things you said
 E      A      B
 Tie me to the murphy bed
 E             A      B         E
 Or let's just fall asleep instead