Intro: D5 D5 C5 D5 D5 D5 C5 C5 D5 It took me 5 bars, some 30 license plates I saw her mustang and my eyes filled up with rage I brought my pistol but I ain't some kind of fool So I walk right in barehanded G5 She was on his arm while he was playin' pool D5 Just like I used to do A5 She kissed him while I got a beer G5 She didn't think I'd show up here D5 I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend I watched her for a while But I didn't like her walk Came across kinda cheap to me but how's that my fault She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch Somebody tell that girl step up to the plate I'm gonna pitch (little bitch) Those pretty girls can play their game But they're damn well gonna know my name I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend I started throwin things and I scared folks half to death I got up in his face and smelled whiskey on his breath Didn't give a second thought of being thrown in jail Baby to a hammer everything looks like a nail I'm mad as hell Those pretty girls they're all the same But they're damn well gonna know my name I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend