F            Gm        C
Cheerilee is sweet and kind,
          F            Gm            C  
She's the best teacher we could hope for.
            F               Gm      C
The perfect stallion you and I must find
F              Gm       A    D   G 
One to really make her heart soar. 
But... 
F
This one's too young, 
Gm             C
This one's too old.
           F     Gm       C 
He clearly has a terrible cold.  
          Dm
This guy's too silly. 
C         Bb
He's way too uptight. 
I say! 
C 
Well nothing's wrong with this one, 
 C7
He seems alright... 

His girlfriend sure thinks so. 


          F
How 'bout this one? 
     Gm       C
He's much too flashy. 
  F
He might do! 
     Gm         C
If he weren't so splashy! 
Dm
Too short. 
C 
Too tall. 
Bb
Too clean. 
C 
Too smelly. 
C7
Too strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly.  
 
Bb               F       C
I don't think that we're mistaken,
Bb                     C 
It seems all the good ones are taken. 
 Gm               F
I really feel that at this rate, 
Bb                  C
We'll never find the perfect date. 
 C                       C7
Don't wanna quit and give up hope! 

Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day? 

Oh please, oh please oh please say- Nope. 
F
We did it girls, 
Gm              C
We've found the one,
F                Gm               C 
Who will send our teacher's heart aflutter! 

Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. Are you talking about my brother?