C                              Am
I thought that I had everybody on my side,
        Dm               G
'till I went and blew it,all sky high
    Em                        A7
and now she won't even spare a passing glance
Dm                G
all just because I ripped my pants.
C                                Am 
When big Lary came 'round just to put him down
Dm                G
Spongebob turned into a clown
   Em            A7
and no girl ever wants to dance
Dm                      G
with a fool who went and ripped his pants
Em                               A7
I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse
Dm                         Fm
but the pain feels so much worse
Em                               A7
Cause windin up with no one is a lot less fun
      Dm                     G
then a burn from the sun, or sand in your buns....
C                              Am
Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
   Dm             G
so listen and you won't regret
   Em                      A7 
be true to yourself, don't miss your chance
        Dm                    G      G     G        G    C
and you won't end up like the fool...who...ripped...his..PAAANTS