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Date: Sat, 22 Nov 1997 21:51:10 -0500
From: Sean Harris 
Subject: TAB: Theme From South Park By Les Claypool

				South Park Theme	      - Les Claypool
				================
Transcribed by S.M.Harris 11/22/97


Guitar part
|x-x-x-x--9---x-x----------------------|--------------------------/15-------|
|x-x-x-x-13---x-x-13-13-14-------------|10-10-10---9-9-9---7------/14-------|
|----------------------------11---14---|-8--8--8---7-7-7---5----------------|
|--------------------------------------|------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------|------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------|------------------------------------|
Bass part
|--------------------------------------|------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------|------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------|------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------|------------------------------------|

============================================================================

| ------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
| ------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
|*-x--11---x---11---x---11---x---11---|-x---11---x---11---x---11---x---11---|
|*-x--10---x---10---x---10---x---10---|-x---10---x---10---x---10---x---10---|
| ------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
| ------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|

| ------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
|*------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
|*/9---------------/9-----------------|/9----------------/9-----------------|
| --------/8----------------/8--------|---------/8----------------/8--------|
LES: I'm going down to South Park gonna have myself a time.
     Going down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind.

============================================================================
             ~~~~~~            ~~~~~~             ~~~~~~           ~~~~~~~
|------------------------------------|------------------------------------ ||
|10---10---10------13---13---13------|10---10---10------13---13---13------ ||
|-8----8----8------11---11---11------|-8----8----8------11---11---11------*||
|------------------------------------|------------------------------------*||
|------------------------------------|------------------------------------ ||
|------------------------------------|------------------------------------ ||

|------------------------------------|------------------------------------ ||
|-7----7----7------10---10---10------|-7----7----7------10---10---10------*||
|------------------------------------|------------------------------------*||
|------------------------------------|------------------------------------ ||
STAN & KYLE: Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation.
CARTMAN :    Ample parking day or night people shouting "Howdy neighbor!"

============================================================================

|x-x-x-x--9---x-x-----------------------|x-x-x-x--9---9-9-12-12-13-13-12-12-|
|x-x-x-x-13---x-x-13-13-14--------------|x-x-x-x-13-------------------------|
|-----------------------------11---14---|-----------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------|-----------------------------------|

|---------------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
|9----------------/9-------------------/|9-----------/9---------------------|
|---------/8-------------------/8-------|-------/8--------------/8----------|
LES:  Heading on up to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind.


============================================================================

|11---11---11------14---14---14------|11---11---11------14---14---14------|
|10---10---10------13---13---13------|10---10---10------13---13---13------|
|------------------------------------|------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------|------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------|------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------|------------------------------------|

|------------------------------------|------------------------------------|
|-7----7----7------10---10---10------|-7----7----7------10---10---10------|
|------------------------------------|------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------|------------------------------------|
KENNY: I like girls with big fat T!@#$&s. I like girls with big V@%#!*s.
(These lyrics unconfirmed)


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|-x-x-x-x--9---x-x-----------------------|-x-x--9----x-x--9----9-------x----|
|-x-x-x-x-13---x-x-13-13-14--------------|-x-x-13----x-x-13---13-------x----|
|------------------------------11---14---|----------------------------------|
|----------------------------------------|----------------------------------|
|----------------------------------------|----------------------------------|
|----------------------------------------|----------------------------------|

|----------------------------------------|----------------------------------|
|----------------------------------------|----------------------------------|
|/9----------------/9--------------------|9-----------------------9---9-----|
|---------/8-------------------/8--------|----------8-----------------------|
LES:  So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine.

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Date: Sat, 18 Apr 1998 11:49:03 -0600
From: Brent Towsley 
Subject: m/misc_television/south_park.tab

How about we sing "Kyle's mom is a stupid bitch" in D minor

G
Weeeeeeeelllllll......
C
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
                        D       Bm
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
          G      Am  Bm   C                C C#
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls

C#
On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch
                       D#  C
And Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch

Then on Sunday just to be different
         G#                A#   C#       C# D
She's a super king kamaya maya beyotch

D
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom
                        E        A
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

She's a mean old bitch and she has supid hair
                            Bm    D
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

D 
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch ‘cause
                 G
She's a stupid bitch
                 D
Kyle's mom's a bitch
           A       Bm    D
And she's just a dirty bitch

 G               D
Kyle's mom is a biiiiiiiiiitch!

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Transcribed by Brent Towsley
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