Standard Tuning

Introduction:
Am (x02210@1)  Dm (xx0231@1)    Am (x02210@1)  Dm (xx0231@1)    Am (x02210@1)  Dm (xx0231@1)    E (022100@1)Verse #1:
         Am (x02210@1)      Dm (xx0231@1)   GYou're (320003@1)a mean one, Mister Grinch
    Am (x02210@1)   D (xx0232@1)   EYou (022100@1)really are a heel
          Am (x02210@1)      DmYou're (xx0231@1)as cuddly as cactus
          G (320003@1)            CYou're (x32010@1)as charming as an eel
       F (133211@1)      EMister (022100@1)Gr - i - nch

(silence)
You're a bad banana with a
             Am (x02210@1)  Dmgreasy (xx0231@1)black peel

Am (x02210@1)  Dm (xx0231@1)    Am (x02210@1)  Dm (xx0231@1)    E (022100@1)Verse #2 (same chords for all verses):
You're a monster, Mister Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Mister Gr - i - nch

(silence)
I wouldn't touch you with a
                            Am (x02210@1)  DmThirty-nine (xx0231@1)and a half foot pole

Am (x02210@1)  Dm (xx0231@1)Verse #3:
You're a foul one, Mister Grinch
You're a nasty-wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mister Gr - i - nch

(silence)
The three words that best describe you are as follows
             Dm (xx0231@1)   E (022100@1)    AmAnd (x02210@1)I quote: Stink, stank, stunk

Verse #4:
You're a vile one, Mister Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of
A seasick crocodile
Mister Gr - i - nch

(silence)
Given the choice between the two of you
                     Am (x02210@1)  DmI'd (xx0231@1)take the seasick crocodile

Am (x02210@1)  Dm (xx0231@1)    Am (x02210@1)  Dm (xx0231@1)    E (022100@1)Verse #5:
You're a rotter, Mister Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots
Mister Gr - i - nch

(silence)
Your soul is an appalling dump-heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
               E (022100@1)        Am (x02210@1)   DmMangled-up (xx0231@1)and tangled-up knots

Am (x02210@1)  Dm (xx0231@1)    Am (x02210@1)  Dm (xx0231@1)    E (022100@1)Verse #6:
You nauseate me, Mister Grinch,
With a nauseous super "naus"
You're a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked horse
Mister Gr - i - nch

(silence)
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
             Am (x02210@1)   DmWith (xx0231@1)arsenic sauce

Am (x02210@1)  Dm (xx0231@1)    Am (x02210@1)  Dm (xx0231@1)   Am (x02210@1)E (022100@1)Am (x02210@1)