Standard Tuning

Introduction:
A5    D5      A5    D5      A5    D5      E5

Verse #1:
         A5        D5     G5
You're a mean one, Mister Grinch
    A5     D5     E5
You really are a heel
          A5        D5
You're as cuddly as cactus
          G5              C5
You're as charming as an eel
       F5        E5
Mister Gr - i - nch

(silence)
You're a bad banana with a
             A5    D5
greasy black peel

A5    D5      A5    D5      E5

Verse #2 (same chords for all verses):
You're a monster, Mister Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Mister Gr - i - nch

(silence)
I wouldn't touch you with a
                            A5    D5
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole

A5    D5

Verse #3:
You're a foul one, Mister Grinch
You're a nasty-wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mister Gr - i - nch

(silence)
The three words that best describe you are as follows
             D5     E5      A5
And I quote: Stink, stank, stunk

Verse #4:
You're a vile one, Mister Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of
A seasick crocodile
Mister Gr - i - nch

(silence)
Given the choice between the two of you
                     A5    D5
I'd take the seasick crocodile

A5    D5      A5    D5      E5

Verse #5:
You're a rotter, Mister Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots
Mister Gr - i - nch

(silence)
Your soul is an appalling dump-heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
               E5          A5     D5
Mangled-up and tangled-up knots

A5    D5      A5    D5      E5

Verse #6:
You nauseate me, Mister Grinch,
With a nauseous super "naus"
You're a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked horse
Mister Gr - i - nch

(silence)
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
             A5     D5
With arsenic sauce

A5    D5      A5    D5     A5  E5  A5