==Team Fortress 2 - The Engineer==

Hey look body, i'm an engineer..
That means I solve problems..
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Not problems like "What is beauty"
because that would fall within the perview of your conundrums of philosophy.
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			  I solve practical problems.
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for instance how am I gonna stop some big mean mother hover
from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
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	The answer....
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use a gun.     And if that don't work, use more gun.
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Like this heavy caliber tripod little 'ol number,
designed by me, built by me.
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And you best hope,              not pointed at you.
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          |(let ring)