I asked for this in the forum, but no-one helped so I worked hard
and bit my nails to the quick. And finaly.....

Suicide is Painless--Theme from the movie M*A*S*H
  _________________________________________________


          Dm7           G7
  Through Early morning fog I see
  C            Am7
  Visions of the things to be
      Dm7              G7
  The pains that are withheld for me
  C             Am
  I realize and I can see
        Dm7        G7
  That Suicide is Painless
  C                Am7
  It brings on many changes
     Dm7            G7            Am
  And I can  take or leave it if I please

2)Try to find a way to make
  All our little joys relate
  Without that ever present hate
  But now I know that it's too late
  And (chorus)

3)The game of life is hard to play
  I'm going to lose it anyway
  The losing card I'll someday lay
  So this is all I have to say
  That (chorus)

4)The only way to win is cheat
  And lay it down before I'm beat
  And to another give a seat
  For that's the only painless feat
  'Cause (chorus)

5)The sword of time will pierce our skins
  It doesn't hurt when it begins
  But as it works it's way on in
  The pain grow stronger watch it grin
  For (chorus)

6)A brave man once requested me
  To answer questions that are key
  Is it to be or not to be
  And I replied "Oh why ask me."
  Cause (chorus)
  And you can do the same thing if you please

And the into riff is:
                E|-----------------------|-----------------|
                B|--------1--0-----------|--------1--0--1--|
                G|-----2-----------------|-----2-----------|
                D|--2--------------------|--2--------------|
                A|-----------------------|-----------------|
                E|-----------------------|-----------------|
                    1  &  2  & 3 & 4 &      1  &  2  & 3 &


Cracking tune, bit high though.

Laters

Greg

"Have a good time all the time" - Spinal tap