This is the Cal Johnson song from Family Guy where Patrick Warburton is riding a 
horse while looking very cowboy-ish.

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There was a man who shot the man who was the man who shot the man,
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Cal Johnson, Cal Johnson.
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He wore a hat, his favorite hat, he loved that hat, he hated hats,
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Cal Johnson, Cal Johnson. 

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He was a dad to zero kids and yet he fathered five.
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He got shot dead a year ago and yet he's still alive. 
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He's rich beyond his wildest dreams, yet never had a dime.
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A law man to the very end, he led a life of crime 

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In all his years of life on earth he never fired a gun,
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Yet when it came to Chinese men he shot down everyone.
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He had a horse named Bandit and the horse's name was Clyde.
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Cal Johnson was born the day he died.