Am
Peter: I can't poop in strange places

Quagmire: Strange places
             Em
Peter: I can only poop in my home
        G
It's as though I'm watched by strange faces

Quagmire: Strange faces
           Am
Peter It's why I never roam

Peter: I've left Stewie alone with strangers

Quagmire: Strangers...
           Em
Peter: To satisfy my fecal needs...
               G
Together: I've put my whole family in danger
    Am
To poop before my anus bleeds
F          C
Home bowl, home bowl
G                    Am
You know just what I need
F          C
Home bowl, home bowl
G               Am
Poop before my anus bleeds