C
Together: Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
                 F
It's so freakin' good
                              C
Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
       G7                       C
If you haven't then I think you should
       C
Peter: I was sittin' in the kitchen

One day, and I was itchin'

To fill up my belly

With the pipin' hot jelly
                              G7
Of the best damn treat in the world

Quagmire: He's talkin' Pop Tarts!

Peter: And I saw a stick of butter

And it almost made me shudder
                       C
And scream like a baby girl

Together: I don't want a giant penis

Or a rocket ship to Venus
                        F
I don't want to win the lottery

I just want to squat and gobble
         C
'Til I'm dizzy and I waddle
     G7                           C
In a butter, fruit and dough tart treat
G7 C
So I put butter on a Pop Tart
                   F
It was so freakin' good
                              C
Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
       G7                       C
If you haven't then I think you should
          C
Together: Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
                 F
It's so freakin' good
                              C
Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
       G7                       C
If you haven't then I think you should

Quagmire: Pop Tart!

Peter: With butter?!