C
Hey, my sweet love.
D
Hey, my sweet love.
    G
Can we make sweet love tonight?

C
No, we can not.
D
No, we can not.
G
We can not make love tonight.

C
Why can we not?
D
Why can we not?
G
Why can't we make love tonight?

      C
Cause we've never met.
D                 G
We've never met before.

D
Oh, baby girl, you got me hot and runny...
    G
Why can't we just have sex right now?
D
Cause we're at Tesco's and I'm scared,
G
we're standing in the frozen meat aisle.

C                 D               G
Who gives a damn? I Want you now, let's fuck behind the meat.