Juicy Fruit Commercial

This is the song that the annoying preppy guy sings with an acoustic
(specifically the one where he gets hit with a snowboard at the end,
but I think they're all the same) No need for a strumming pattern because
it's pretty straight forward...just listen to the song.
This song's played with a CAPO ON THE 2nd FRET.

Intro:

e--3--3--3--3--3
B--1--3--1--1--3
G--0--0--2--0--0
D--2--0--3--2--0
A--3--2-----3--2
E-----3--------3

"Get your skis shined up, grab a stick of juicy fruit"

e--3-------------3------------3------------------3
B--1-------------3------------1------------------3
G--0-------------0------------0------------------0
D--2-------------0------------2------------------0
A--3-------------2------------3------------------2
E----------------3-------------------------------3

"The taste is gonna move ya!"
e--3-----------3-----3----
B--1-----------1-----3----
G--2-----------0-----0----
D--3-----------2-----0----
A--------------3-----2----
E--------------------3----

"Take a sniff...pull it out..."

e--3----------------------
B--3----------------------
G--0----------------------
D--0----------------------
A--2----------------------
E--3----------------------

"The taste is gonna move ya when ya pop it in your mouth!"

e--3------------
B--1------------
G--2------------
D--3------------
A---------------
E---------------

"Juicy Fruit is gonna move ya..." (Song interrupted in various ways here)

e--3-----3-------3----3
B--3-----1-------1----3
G--0-----2-------0----0
D--0-----3-------2----0
A--2-------------3----2
E--3------------------3

I believe the distorted part at the end is something like: (relative to capo)

e-----------
B-----------
G------7----
D--7-7-7-7-5
A--7-7-5-7-5
E--5-5---5-3