Intro

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C
 My life is brilliant 
G
 My name is james
Am 
 I'm only 7
F
 And that explains
    C
Why i've never had a best friend
        G
untill you came along
    Am
But people, they look at us and they 
       F
Say that were wrong


they say
F             G
 You're a peodophile
C
 You're a peodophile
F             G         C
 You're a peodophile, they say
  F        G
Your name is clive
     C   G   Am
And you're fourty-five
      F          G       Am
But you don't let that come between us
            F     G       C
And you make me hold your hand


Intro

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         C
Yes, we went to the park
      G
And fed bread to a duck
          Am
Then you took me home so that we could..
F
 Eat dinner
    C                       G
And now i've got your fish fingures in my tum
    Am                           F
And then you try and push your...food on my plate

F             G
 You're a peodophilel
C
 You're a peodophile
F             G         C
 You're a peodophile, they say

  F        G
But i don't care
     C   G   Am
Cus you're always there
      F          G       Am
Like when you helped me find my specticals
            F     G       C
And when you fiddle with my... hair


F           C  
You meet me after school    
F           C    
You watch me in the pool  
F            C                 G
You make me laugh when you act silly

F            C
You take me to the swings      
F            C      
You buy me sweets and things
F            C                 G
Some times i play with your,,, Watch



F             G
 You're a peodophile
C
 You're a peodophile
F             G         C
 You're a peodophile, they say
      F          G
Or have i mis-heard
       C        G   Am
Yeah, i've got the wrong word
         F                        G             C   G   Am
They say that you're my babysitter
         F       G        Am
And though you're my baby sitter
        F    G                C
You still take me up the ,,, shops


Music by james blunt
Parody (Lyrics) the ammature transplants
Chordidge by ben cornish