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There was an old farmer, who sat on a rock


Stroking his whiskers and shaking his

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Fist at his neighbors, who sat on their wricks


Teaching their children, to player with their

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Kite strings and marbles in the old days of yore


Along came a lady who looked like

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A descent young lady and walked like a duck


Said she discovered, a new way to

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Bring up the children to sew and to knit


The boys in the stables where shoveling up

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Contents of stables left after the hunt 


The car man was feeing a nice piece of 

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Straw from the stables, cleaning the walls


In came the dear maid to play with his

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Dog in the dairy where she did belong

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If you think this is dirty well your fuckin well wrong..